the-left-lane-is-for-passing: there’s this stupid “i’m james patterson” commercial on the tv about his new book and all i can think of is motorcity thanks tumblr
UU and uu prediction
bladekindeyewear: ahpoordogsbody: combobulatedprognosticator: Been thinking a lot about how this whole UU and uu deadly combat thing. It seems sadly inevitable that Calliope is going to lose this fight, but I’ve been trying to think of a reasonable scenario for how it’ll all go down. Here’s what I think: [[MORE]] 1) uu wakes up and decides not to switch back. He cuts/gnaws off his own leg...
hopeything: Hussie was probably waiting for the new Hetalia season to post the update to completely break tumblr again. He must be in cahoots with Himaruya.
ochinchinkind: This is a upd8/character analysis, a recap and a theory all in one. Read More
onemoreoroneless: As I said earlier, I’m gonna be leaving for a week to go to summer camp. It’s a religious camp my grandmother makes me go to every year and to keep things brief I’m not gonna have Internet or computer access until August 5th! BUUUT you guys can totally get a hold of me by sending me a letter! Read More
bye guys I’m leaving for the week now I’ll be back on August 5th a day before my birthday woow! i love you all and goodnight <33
bonermarrow: Sometimes I wish the Internet was still treated by people like it’s this thing for fat nerds with no lives. It’s difficult to explain.
clumsyoctopus: cal went to dave’s parent teacher conferences not bro just cal dave got sent to a guidance counsellor
onemoreoroneless: As I said earlier, I’m gonna be leaving for a week to go to summer camp. It’s a religious camp my grandmother makes me go to every year and to keep things brief I’m not gonna have Internet or computer access until August 5th! BUUUT you guys can totally get a hold of me by sending me a letter! Read More reblogging for the evening crowd
heir-conditioning: himaruya comes back sherlock season 3 and torchwood season 5 air your homestuck otp is now canon no one complains about new pokemon half life 3 is announced comic book artists draw with accurate body proportions people stop taking did-yuo-kno seriously general peace on tumblr achieved homura resets the timeline
Lord English death-blast
homeslunk: Unfortunately my original Lord English laserblast wasn’t used in the final animation. I spent two days working on it and Andrew didn’t think it quite fit the ‘look’ of the rest of it. Yes, this happens on the Art Team all the time
garrythethird: lovenotes333: dark-homer: The Olympics is like sex It happens once every four years, costs a load of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort what kind of sex have you been having? The best kind
Dear Fandom, These are some things about gay sex...
kirklandscourgeofthesevenseas: ((Putting it under a readmore because it’s long and nsfw?)) Read More
lesbethsalander: knock out phone rings 3 am u say lord english he’s already here
onemoreoroneless: As I said earlier, I’m gonna be leaving for a week to go to summer camp. It’s a religious camp my grandmother makes me go to every year and to keep things brief I’m not gonna have Internet or computer access until August 5th! BUUUT you guys can totally get a hold of me by sending me a letter! Read More Reblogging this from my non-fandom blog
buttspiratinghomogay: pelicaneggs: when i...
keyboardsexual: you look like someone who liked jeffree star as a preteen
So Ive Solved Homestuck. (Contains Problem Sleuth...
bladekindeyewear: jumpingjacktrash: variablejabberwocky: thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo: beerinabox: Well at least a large chunk of it, that being Lord English, and what is in store for Calliope and uu. So as we know Calliope is the Muse of Space, and unfortunately we don’t quite understand what that entails for her yet but what we do know is that its the most passive. With Hussie...
hussiempreg: wow homestuck updates are literally like an armageddon they comes in the dead of night when no one is expecting it thats pretty scary we were all just chillin and then boom a giant meteor hits our great big planet with a name written in fire “UPDATE”
Hey guys I’m gonna be leaving for a week tomorrow I’ll make a big post about it later explaining but I’m just giving a warning for the day time crowd
lesbiansandthelivingdead: If I ever go missing, can someone please get Rob Liefeld to do the missing persons sketch. I have no faith in them finding me anyway, but maybe if im shown with lemon mouth, no feet and pouches on my clothes then maybe people will try looking harder.
Still #tmi I suppose
no actually the person who thought about buying said cardboard tampons for a week summer camp on an island full of people ages 12-18 is actually Satan
#tmi I guess
whoever thought that making and selling cardboard tampons is actually Satan
mocaw: wecansexy: mocaw replied to your photo: conflicted incipient preteen episodes oh no jake’s hot i feel like every homestuck character needs to have a “oh no, jake’s hot” moment in their life
guys pLEASE TAG THOSE CLOSE UP PICTURES OF EYESSSS