eridanssecondhalf:

WHAT IF TROLLS HAVE TENTABULGES AND TENTABULGES HAVE PUBIC HAIRS OH MY GOD YOU GUYS NO I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS I WAS DRINKING MILK AND I SUDDENLY THOUGHT OF TENTABULGES WITH PUBIC HAIRS

AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS JUST LIKE “WHAT IF THE HAIRS RETRACT” RETRACT?! HOW DO YOU EVEN SHAVE YOUR TENTABULGE OH MY GOD DO TROLLS LIKE MOVE THEIR BULGE AROUND AS THEY SHAVE AROUND IT I MEAN OH MY FUCK LIKE HOW DO YOU DO THAT OH MY GOD DO TROLLS HAVE TENTABULGE PUBES???? DO TROLLS HAVE TENTABULGE PUBES?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPPPp

wariofan63:

With Homestuck in a super hiatus maybe this time could be used translating the comic into various languages.

Now I’m not talking about regular languages like German or Mexicish or Canadese. I’m talking like…..D-Tier languages.

Like Ubbi Dubbi

Morse Code

Phonetic Morse Code

Cat

TL,DR

Banjo-Kazooiese

Windings

Phonetic Wingdings

It’s a whole world of possibilities.

(via gaymercenaries)

cosmicfathoms:

heyitspj:

ishidakiyomondo:

what if gamzee said ‘old sport’ instead of ‘brother’ or ‘motherfucker’

the great gamzee

(via ko-monocle)

tehfawx:

“Damn Egbert, if you’d just jumped in dick first instead of trying to romance me we’d probably be married by now.”

Everyone liked this dopey thing so much I thought a full comic was in order.

(via peregrinkisses)